Why Children's Cartoons Should Be Taken Seriously

Danny Phantom: A 14-year-old boy with an already sucky life gets half-killed by his parents' stupidity, and has to try to keep up with his own life.

Fairly OddParents: A depressed 10-year-old is given a pair of magic fairies to help relieve him of all different forms of child abuse.

The Last Airbender: A 12-year-old boy is given the responsibility of saving the entire world by mastering a decade's worth of mystic skills in under a year.

The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy: Two children of undisclosed ages are confronted by death himself and make a deal with him, and go on a series of adventures in the underworld and are confronted by many deadly mythical creatures.

Adventure Time: The last surviving human of "The Mushroom War" lives in the post-apocalyptic land of Ooo with his adoptive brother, Jake, and battles evil and injustice.

How to Train Your Dragon: A teenage boy gives up the approval and acceptance of his father and culture to save the life of the only friend who loved him as he was, and in return loses his leg yet changes his world.

Regular Show: Mordecai and Rigby have real nigga problems.

"I think a lot about killing myself, not quite like a point on a map but more like a glowing exit sign at a show that’s never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave."
- Neil Hilborn, The Future  (via emilywantshappiness)

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alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate Terry has a basketball & i touched it earlier
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